mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

(via happiness-is-a-warm-blog)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via cumfort)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(via thisissoohz)

“Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.”
— Porphyria R’lyeh (via mofobian)

(via mormordre)

psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via damn-my-heart-gone-deaf)

poetic:

I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep. 

(via cumfort)

obamaflakes:

planets-bend-between-us:

it thoroughly pisses me off that a woman’s period is not a valid excuse for her to miss work, school, family events, etc. i mean, depending on the person, women can experience anything from headaches to vomiting to excruciating uterine pain to back pain to fevers to nausea to severe breast tenderness to every fucking body pain imaginable and yet in our society, “i have my period” is not acceptable merely because it happens every month.

preach it

(via damn-my-heart-gone-deaf)

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(via cumfort)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

(via size10plz)

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

(via tomsuns)