felizverde:

piplups:



my god that gif was made for this moment

felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment

(via size10plz)

blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.

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tipslip:

god gave me a second chance

(via ifyoulaugh)

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

(via damn-my-heart-gone-deaf)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(via onlypotato)

ohlalaveau:

motherfuckingsassmaster:

stacksbreadup:

Fuck. Respectability. Politics.

Burn it to the fucking ground. 

I am actually so fucking disgusted 

(via 87daysbefore)

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

(via thatsashadude)

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

kingoftowels:

offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

And this is why America is completely horrid

(via damn-my-heart-gone-deaf)

quentintarantinc:

"You can get a steak here daddy-o. Don’t be a…"

Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino 

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